FAMOUS MODELING LAST WORDS
IF MY WIFE KNEW I WAS HERE, SHE'D KILL ME!
cm; WHAT DOES SHE DO FOR A LIVING...
!!SHE'S A STRIPPER!!
(cm-Concerned modeler)
WHAT??? HOW MUCH DID YOU SAY THAT KIT WAS...
SORRY MAN, BUT I GOTTA PAY RENT THIS MONTH...
...#$%#@%^...
...*$#%^&@!@#$...
...^%$#?>$@!~!@#!$~&#$...
...HOW MUCH WAS THE PHOTO ETCH SET AGAIN...?
YEAH! IT'S A LANCASTER!
I BUILT IT FROM SCRATCH...
RIGHT DOWN TO THE DROP TANKS!
SEE THESE TRACKS, THEY'RE MOVABLE...
JUST LIKE THE REAL THING!
I MODEL AT LEAST ONE HOUR EVERY DAY!!!
HOW MANY KITS DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR COLLECTION?
OOPPS!!!
HERE..., TRY THIS CARD!
IF MY WIFE KNEW I WAS HERE, SHE'D KILL ME!
ocm; WHAT DOES SHE DO FOR A LIVING...
!!!SHE'S A LIBRARIAN!!!
(ocm-Other Concerned Modeler)
HEY! DON'T TOUCH THAT... YOU LITTLE SH*T!
WOW!WHAT A GREAT WEATHERING JOB (SAID BY IMPRESSED PEON)
GEE, THANKS! I MODELED IT AFTER A TAXI CAB THAT TRIED TO RUN ME OVER ONE DAY...
I WAS ACTUALLY TRYING TO GET TO THE SMARTIES VAN ACROSS THE STREET...
THEY WERE GIVING OUT FREE SAMPLES...
AND THE WIFE PUSHED ME INTO TRAFFIC!
NOTICE THE BIRD POOP IN THE BACK SEAT, THAT TOOK A LONG TIME TO DO...
I HAD TO EAT OVER FIFTY BOXES OF SMARTIES JUST TO GET THE TEXTURE RIGHT!
SPROING...
SH*T, THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!
(photo Echers Lament)
WOW! THATS THE OLD FROG KIT...
DOES IT HAVE INGRAVED PANEL LINES?
AND NOW...THE MOST FAMOUS LAST WORD...
IT'S A CRAPPY KIT, I'VE ALREADY BUILT IT!!!!!
